Friday, September 19, 2008


Even though I'm on Myspace chatting it up with my favorite bitches day in and day out, I never do those silly surveys. You know, the ones that pop up as bulletins? That everyone and their mama fills out and "passes on"? With questions like, do you love someone right now? or have you given the third person in your top 8 a blow job lately? You know, simple, easy and fun to answer queshes like that.

So, after saying that, I have never done a survey.
Until now. I got this one from Alex. She's such a Myspace whore. (Just kidding! You rock! Love you, mean it!) Anyway, supposedly, this is the adult survey for Myspace. It's fifty questions but I have dumbed it down to twenty (I think) so hang on to your hats bitches!

2o questions for the people who are a little older....

What bill do you hate payin
g the most?
The phone bill. Damn peak hours.

was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Top Flr, ATL

If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I would have saved my money, bought better clothing, and stayed in Atlanta

What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sleeping! But I have to do math homework.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
A forensic specialist. Yeah, it's a weird dream for a twelve year old.

Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because Blood Is The New Black tees are comfy to sleep in!

What are your thoughts on gas prices?
It would be cheaper for me to ride a horse to school. Poop maintenance isn't that hard.

First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
When will I ever get a full night of sleep?

Get up early or sleep in?
Hustlers get up early.

What is your favorite cartoon character?
Probably Minnie Mouse. You can find a picture of me and my cousin taken around '93 where we're wearing matching Mickey and Minnie mouse hats.

Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Go to the strip club.

Favorite lunch meat?

Beach or lake?
Lakes usually smell or the water will kill you. Oh yeah, so I guess beach. But then sand gets in orifices it doesn't belong in. So...can I choose sidewalk?

Do you own property?
Just this wagon I'm draggin.

What's your drink?
Hoegaarden. PBR is disgusting.

Who from high school would you like to run in to?
The kid I bought my weed from.

What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Well Alex put me for this question, but in her honor, I would say Alex. Or Charlie Day. Or Michael Phelps. Who am I kidding? I just want to fuck Michael Phelps.

Last book you read?
Babyville, by Jane Green. I'm trying to work my way through Saving Fish From Drowning by Amy Tan, but I am failing.

Do you have a teddy
Yeah, about twenty of them. They're all in a gang.

here in California you've never been and would like to go?
Someone else's house.

Happy viernes bitchesss!



MACK said...

ha, all hail alex the myspace whore. it was so much worse, like 3 years ago. i've come a long way. surveys are great time killers. you know, when you should be up, washing your ass and going to class, learning, making use of the almost 45,000 tuition your paying. instead, you just tweak on myspace for a few hours and go to sleep. heaven. bliss. all of the above. love you, E!

Rhea said...

LOL. I might have to steal this for my blog.
I'm not on myspace anymore, so I fill up my blog with surveys people have e-mailed to me.