Edible Men Taste Like Dark Chocolate?

I have never understood the allure of Axe Body Spray. Strike that. I was in high school once. I get it. 14 and 15 year old boys think bathing in it will get them well-endowed blond pigtailed European girls that look good in bikinis just like in the commercials. That's cool. They have about two more years to learn that usually the only girls that date dudes that smell like that are of the Jersey Shore, Staten Island variety. Not saying, just saying.

Even still, I have a hard time finding the demographic this commercial would appeal to. Maybe bakers? Guys who work in grocery stores? Maybe they are looking to capitalize on girls' period cravings. Also let me say this is one of the scariest fucking things I've seen in a commercial since Ronald McDonald. Kthx.



Deuces,
Erika

Why The Internet Scares Me

I love the internet. It gives me something to do and I pretty much established myself as a human on this earth on the internet. To quote everyone's favorite family guy, "It's freakin' sweet." Sometimes I can use the 'net to do school work and stuff. Thanks Wikipedia!

Is any of this making sense? I'm watching Shear Genius right now so I'm having trouble focusing. But I'll be damned if I can't multitask! I'm a girl after all. I can text/drive/give myself a mani/eat dinner all at the same time!

But sometimes the internet terrifies me.

I like Alexyss Tylor. She's straight up down home ATL and she has some pretty awesome views on how guys treat girls and how bitches behave. She's very wise. Real talk. And somehow, through the pipeline of all the people on Jezebel, I heard that she had a cable access show on here in the A. So I went to find it. I went to one website - ONE WEBSITE and suddenly my computer started spazzing the fuck out.

This voice came on and it started shouting, "Hey everybody! I'm looking at gay porn!" over and over again!!! And then all this Two Girls, One Cup type porn ish started flashing on the screen!! I started screaming and slammed my laptop shut, but it kept going!! So I started hitting my laptop, which didn't work, so I pressed the POWER button until my laptop turned itself off.

It was uber traumatic. Why does the internet have to do that?? So after I got back on, I started putzing around. I tried to investigate that uber weird Tyra character on Missbehave and it led me to some kind of Tyra Show blog. There was a post about video games for your man, a segment which G4 gaming goddess Morgan Webb was hosting. I went through the comments and stumbled upon this gem:

I want to put my creampie on her such a fuckable face. I want to bend her over doggy style.

What the fuck is wrong with the internet?! Why??? Sigh...I love the internet, but sometimes it seriously terrifies me. Srsly. Care to discuss?

Deuces,
Erika