"Boooyahh! The Baby Is Black!"

So I got my cable transferred from my old apt to my new fab apt and because of that, the cable dudes gave me free Showtime for a year. I was not about to argue with something that awesome. Sooo...with my newfound Showtime-iness, I decided to pretend I was like 3728973281 thousand other Americans and tuned in for the Californication season finale.

Now, I've never seen a single episode, so all I knew was there was a goth girl and the big Duchov was a sex addict in the real world. These things became irrelevant, however, because the recap took care of everything I did not know beforehand.

So the show. It made no sense to me. I don't understand how people tuned in for a season of this. I was pleasantly suprised when the preggers chick had a black baby and then Duchov started dancing around.

And someone please explain to me if Hank has a wife? I can't tell, because he is getting frisky with girls all over the place. I am sort of confused. And whose child is the goth girl? And why is he writing a book on a typewriter? And why is he writing a book? And how were people fucking with their clothes on? And...? And...?!

Thus I deem Californication the most confusing and Los Angelian show on Showtime.

WTF to infinity.

E

Flavor Of Love Finale Tuh-Noit!

Yes that's right fam. Three seasons and a weekend of marathons and reunions all culminates in this one hour.Will it be Black, or Thing 2, or...Sinceer? Well, Sinceer is kind of an evil bizznatch and I'm leaning towards Thing 2 anyway.

In other exciting news, I'm typing up this whole post from my Blackberry! Muy divertido! Also, Bad Girls Club reunion tomorrow. Star Jones is mediating. Hopefully Tanisha doesn't mistake her for Lyric. Also hopefully Jenavecia doesn't come drunk and try to fuck her...Ohai TV ratings.

Deuces,
Erika

Are You Experienced?

Well, if you're a TV addict like moi, you have been peeping the new vh1 doc series entitled, "Sex: The Revolution." It takes a very in-depth look at the role of sex and sexuality in each decade, and explores the 50's through the 80's.

It is AWEsome and not only extremely interesting and exciting, but it's incredibly informing. Did you know that San Francisco was the gay capital of America? Of course you did! But did you know that Harvey Milk (not the musicians) was one of the most important gay activists of San Fran, and was assassinated by Mike White, a disgruntled former Board of Education member.

See? You didn't know that!

"Sex: The Revolution" ran through last week at 10 pm and finished Thursday, May 15. Just in case you're on the fence about shelling out the money to buy this "better-than-the-best" sex doc, here's a small taste of the badassery:



Ohai in other news, new episode of Split Ends today at 6 pm. Stay fresh, don't sleep.

Deuces,
Erika