Happy Birthday Jewels!

As everyone knows, Jewels is amazing. She's up on the dopest, flyest, most Missbehave shit out there. Plus she makes I Love NY totes that are a must have and she makes videos from her basement! This girl goes to all the bomb parties and still remembers enough of them to tell us (her excited and loyal readers) about them. Plus she's wise like nobody's business and incredible kind. So here's to Jewels' 26th birthday! May she have 26 more!

Oh wait, that makes her 52. So 26 more! And then like 40 after that! So 66 more birthdays! Yeah, we'll go with that.

So happy birthday girl! Pop bottles, buy up Brooklyn, or eat your weight at that cheese bar, whatever makes you happy, because you deserve it! And no birthday is complete without a wonderful and joyful seal photo! So here you go:

Cop the I Love NY totes here and peep the amazingness that is Jewels here and here.

Let's all be dope bitches till we die!

Deuces,
Erika

Don't Leave A Key Underneath The Mat For Me

Tonight is my going away party! That song, "Goodbye" by the Postmarks will be playing in my head. I didn't organize it, some of my friends did. I'm excited because someone else is driving me home. It's all a part of my friends' master plan to get me as drunk as possible so they can use me as a source of entertainment while they remain completely sober. My goal is to wake up in the same place I fell asleep. If not, I'm aiming for a three mile radius.

Everyone seems sad enough, since I'm leaving this hell hole called Atlanta for the Valley on Tuesday. It's a four day drive I'm not looking forward to.

I hope tonight goes well! The party is at El Mexicano, which has the best Mexican food in the city...well aside from going to a Mexican person's house and having them make you dinner. The last time I saw a going away party, a giant monster destroyed half the city, someone dropped the video camera, and a skinny white girl got impaled.

Oh wait, that was Cloverfield. Sry.

Deuces,
Erika

NEW SEASON OF PROJECT RUNWAY STARTS TONIGHT!!!

That's right boys and girls! For all us out there that would give up the ability to have children just to touch Karl Lagerfeld, for the masses of us that choose a new dress over paying the rent, for the girls that have pictures of Fall/Winter '08 lookbooks as your screensavers, the wait is over!

The new season of Project Runway starts tonight at 9 pm onBravo!! If you go to the website, they already posted the designers! My speculative faves after...that's right...the nonexistent jump!

Terri Stevens (bio here): Look at that hair! She seems soooo nice! And in her bio pic, she's wearing these fabulous stringy pants! Homegirl hails from the Chi-town, in the Go-Ill, and she works at Victoria's Secret!

Kenley Collins (bio here): So I might have snagged this pic from her Myspace, but she is the cutest contestant ever! She's stationed in NY and one of her fave designers is Betsey Johnson! I have a feeling she's going to make the cutest clothes!

Be there to catch the last season before PR packs up their thimbles, industrial sewing machines, patterns, and fierce-osity and heads to my neck of the woods! Ha! HAHAHAHA! That's right NY-ers! Project Runway is moving to LA for season 6! Take it! Ahem, anyway, viewing party at my place! I'll be serving chocolate covered strawberries, champagne, and cheese and crackers! Who's coming?!

Are you in or out?

Deuces,
Erika