Sunday, August 17, 2008

Do You Want To Work For Diddy?

All images courtesy of vh1

So Diddy is in the market for a new personal assistant. He rounds up twelve people, puts them in two teams (uptown and downtown), and then throws them all over New York while they perform various and ridiculous tasks for him.

This is lame. The Making the Band kids were doing this back when Diddy was shutting the studio down. They got him cheesecake. These scavenger hunts are nothing new.

For the first episode, he had them doing 50 crazy things. They had to learn the art of multitasking, which involves dressing mannequins and making Diddy fresh fruit salads. Photos of nonsense after the nonexistent jump.


Needless to say, both teams do not know the art of multitasking and thus didn't finish all their tasks. There was hell to pay.

For the latest episode, Diddy tossed them into a forest where you could only find the directions by answering obscure Puff Daddy trivia, like when exactly he changed his name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy. These people don't know anything about Diddy and are answering questions based on what they have read off Wikipedia. Every so often, they cut back to a video of Diddy sitting in a chair providing motivational words.

There is a girl on here, who is, how should I say...next-level. Her name is Kim and she goes by "Poprah." She calls her teammates amateurs and is apparently knocking bitches out the box, a la Hellz Bellz, if you will. But her hair is pretty. I can say that.

Is anyone watching this craziness? Does anyone personally want to work for Diddy? No bitchassness? Punch punch?

Deuces,
Erika

3 comments:

lolitahazed said...

As my friend said when we were watching Chappelle's Show, "Diddy is crazy!" (BTW I finally watched the Chappelle's Show Making the Band. AMAZING!)
It's a little silly the God complexes certain people have. Man, why haven't I been watching this? I've strayed from VH1 for years but maybe I need to go back for funsies.

I wonder if he ever made Fonzworth Bentley do stuff like this, y'know, besides being an awesome PUH (the '05 slang term "Personal Umbrella Holder". They were big back in those days, weren't they?). Speaking of which, I so wanna watch his show too. Has anyone?

Erika said...

Yeah, I watched From G's to Gents! It's sooo bad but good if you want a laugh with a side of philanthropy!

I love the Chappelle's Show skit about Making the Band! It's sooo hilarious. One of the best skits evah! For serious.

lolitahazed said...

Diddy and Fonzworth flying away on an umbrella to OutKast's "The Way You Move" was perfect. I downloaded that song immediately afterwards.

And OMG that look on the chick in the first picture is PERFECT. It deserves a caption, but I can't think of one that doesn't suck.