Uninsured Drivers Are My Favorite Kind!

For some reason, this is the picture that pops up when you google fender benders. Enjoy!

A few days ago, I was on the way to the Student Health Center. I was driving...la, la, la...and then something caught my eye. I swear I looked away for ONE second and when I turned my head the weirdo in front of me thought it would be fun to brake right in the middle of street. My brakes are kind of crappy, so when I slammed them on, I still skidded right into the back of my spontaneous friend.

I had an "Oshit!" look on my face for almost a minute because I was expecting some mad angry kid to come storming over to me, pointing fingers and screaming and whatnot, but no one came. I actually had to go up to the car and basically say, "I hit you, do you want my information?" The kid in the car said, "Uhhh..lemme take a look at it." Granted there was no damage, but I bet I could have taken his bumper off and he would have done the same thing.

He was like, "There's no need to do anything."

I was so excited I gave him a hug. He was sort of nerdy so I assume he doesn't get many hugs from girls. Or maybe he does, maybe he's a nerdy man whore. Who knows?

At the grocery store, I told this story to my mom and she was like, "He probably didn't have insurance."

And then I said, "I want to hit people without insurance more often!"

Deuces,
Erika