Monday, November 17, 2008

That Bob. Must Stop.

Okay, so this will come off pretty hypocritical since I have a bob and have rocked one for about a year now, but ohmuhgawdddd...enough with the bobs already! When I got my hair cut, everyone and their weave lovin' mama had long hair. I remember flipping through mags looking for things to do with my hair and finding nothing.

Nothing!

Now suddenly the whole world has bought a one way ticket to Bob-Land, home of the Mousy Haircut?

Ugh. Makes me just wanna throw cats at people's heads. Or grow 1000 fists to punch them with. Either/or.

Goddamn trendy haircut. If I ever get a long haired cat, I think I'm gonna give it a bob. I'm gonna go get some Cup Noodles now. Did I mention that tonight was my last day of work? I'm kinda tired. Can't believe it's almost Christmas. Great. That means I have go get started on my Best Of '08 album list...

Oh yeah and I'm gonna stop ending my posts with Deuces, Erika. I think I'll just go for the sleeker, cleaner, E. Maybe XOXO, Gossip Girl?

E

7 comments:

Mz.Sullivan said...

oooooohhh(shaking my fist)...I just hate when trends spread like wildfireƓ!!!! I now quote a line from the Cool Kids song, "Cooler Than".
"....maybe I will grow a jerry curl or something else stupid, and see if they will do it..."

Valentina said...

If it makes you feel better, I will never ever (EVER) bob my hair. Long hair forever. If my hair was short I'd have to like actually do stuff to it. Like brush it. I shudder at the thought.

Erika said...

I knew I could count on you to keep long hair alive V! Now. Did you read that email I sent you? It is of the utmost awesomeness.

Valentina said...

Ah si si. email has been received and processed awesomeness. I don't know why I'm responding here instead of email. Oh well.

lolitahazed said...

I actually totes dig bobs, especially yours. It's super Cleopatra. Gah, I wanted bangs SO BAD but my hair is redonk curly, it would just never work.
But hey, it's not fun when everybody's doing it, right? Right.

lolitahazed said...

OOH, but V, you're forgetting the amazingness of a pixie. I chopped off ALL my hair in freshman year and I swear, after I got out of the shower every morning, two shakes and I was done. Dry as a desert. SO EASY!

MACK said...

i'm personally team long hair.
one time i cut my hair, it barely touched my shoulders and i was highly upset. last summer, i went in for a trim and the lady got sissor crazy. i came out 3 inches shorter. i BAWLED. idk if that makes me pro-long hair or just incredibly vain. hey, i'm working on it. my hair hits mid back and i like it, i love it. but your bob looks great, i know more people with the slanted rhianna cut than a traditional bob, like yours. then i started seeing the hybrid rhianna, one side really short and the other angled, hitting the shoulder.

shudders.