Convos

A weird/inappropriate conversation between me and my boyfriend last night:

Me: I keep meaning to go to Victoria's Secret and buying some new lingerie.
Him: You don't have to.
Me: But I want to get something nice. I've been thinking, "I wonder if he'll notice if I show up with the same bra and panties."
Him: Probably not. To be honest with you, lingerie is nice, I mean, it's nice to have something to look at, but it's all coming off.
Me: So I could be wearing anything?
Him: Basically.
Me: So I could wear one of those bunny themed delivery outfits?
Him: Umm...yeah...?
Me: So I could dress up as Ronald McDonald?
Him: Please don't do that.
Me: So I can't wear anything.

Sry guys, it's a slow day?

Deuces,
Erika