Thursday, September 18, 2008

I'm Taking Over!

Ever feel hell bent on world domination? Do you sometimes get an inkling to take the world and all the shit in it over? Are you one of those people that feels like you could run the world the best...or at least sell it away the best.

Now you can!

Remember Monopoly, that boring ass board game that is supposedly "fun, competitive, and fast paced" but is really tedious, kinda uninteresting, and takes about two weeks to play? Well fuck the old Monopoly, with super trivial locations like Baltic Ave and St. Charles Ave and other places to which you've probably been but of which you feel like you've never heard! No more baby stuff! Now it's serious! How serious?

WORLD serious.

G's and Gents, I present to you: Monopoly Here and Now: The World Edition.

Instead of buying streets, you can buy cities like Toronto, New York, London, Jerusalem, and Shanghai! I always wondered what it would be like to own Montreal! Apparently, America voted on which cities should be in the game. But that seems a little weird since only like two or three American cities are represented. Oh well, semantics!

So go out and conquer the world! And then sell it for a million Monopoly dollars! The American way!



lolitahazed said...

I've NEVER figured out what the deal is with Monopoly. It's just not a game that I find entertaining. But I do know that some kids played strip Monopoly in one of the Jason movies, and I didn't really get that either.

Mz.Sullivan said...

I fought my boyfriend over a game of Monopoly. I threw the fake cash down and stormed out. I get sensitive over UNO too. Not Spades though. Interesting take of the game.