Monday, July 21, 2008

Guest blogginz: Pleased to meet you! Hope you guess my name...

But what's puzzlin' you is just the nature of my game. Word to the Stones.
So hai! Nice to meet you, enchantée, etc.-- from now until next week, I'll be your friendly neighborhood guest-blogger. Let's get acquainted, shall we?

Bachelorette #2 hails from Tulsa, OK with the common biblical name of Sarah, which won't be common when everyone's naming their kids after fruits and cities. She's known on the Internet as Lolita Hazed, but she doesn't sleep with older men or anything (y'know, as long as they're not Joseph Gordon Levitt), she just harbors a toxic obsession with Nabokov's opus. She'll be a senior this year and is ready to get out of town ASAP. She likes champagne, French boys and non-sequiturs. She doesn't like people who try too hard or writing about herself in the third person.
That's me on the left! I thought it'd be for optimum blogger-to-reader relativity and whatnot, since we're going to be best friends and all.I'm really looking forward to dishing endlessly to all you kids. I'll be kinda like that archetypal uncle who tells you stories about fishing, except I suck at fishing, but that's okay.
So, what's in store for this week? As of yet, I don't know, but my job'll be attempting to beat Erika to it (love you!) and entertaining such a lovely bunch as you guys. We're gonna have a lot of fun, you and I!
So, until then, I'll catch you kids on the flipside.
Y Sarah (Lolita Hazed)


Erika said...

You'll never beat me! Hahahaha! Good to see ya Sarah! You aren't, by chance, going to major in journalism, writing, or rhetoric in college are ya? Cos you have a way with words!

lolitahazed said...

It's on.
It's so on.

Actually yes-- I'm a total lit nerd, so sincere thanks for the encouragement, darling!

Valentina said...

Haha, soo cute, love your post girl! I can't wait to see all your guestie posts this week!

alex said...

i second erika--love the post.

i went to oklahoma once! ft. sill.

it was hot. the weather, i mean.

can't wait to read more!